I should apologize to that woman who complained last week of the “constant complaints” of myself and Mr. Dodson. I’d prefer however, to apologize for something concrete that got her underwear in a knot, rather than rambling generalizations without substance.
Please miz Alexander, don’t bang your head against the wall anymore over Homer and myself. I promise to glue Homer’s words to the paper, so they can’t go “jumping off the page with vitriol and bile.” I’ll also see if we can’t get the Editor to make up a couple of new names for us that you won’t recognize, so you won’t continue to damage your head. You nose must be a mess!
She complained that Homer thumps his chest and spreads his proud peacock feathers. Really? That just supports the idea that males are prettier than females! Homer, you should apologize for those feathers-the woman is right about that! But that was not an example of one of your “constant complaints,” but of hers!
Do me a favor Homer, and outline one of your “constant” complaints” cause I cannot recall even one. I’m still reeling from her complaint that the two of us are very proud of ourselves! Don’t you wonder just how punishable she thinks we are Biblically? Maybe she can dream up one actual thing that one of us “complained” about. Is it possible this person does not know the meaning of the word “complaint”? Maybe just a man hater?
Does anybody else think either Homer or myself is “hateful and bigoted.” How about that we have “hate filled views”? Give us an example, OK?
Lady, I’d love to have you highlight with a couple of facts, anything single thing you included in your “truth be damned” letter! I’d even love to get together with you and review the constitution that you have so short circuited to make it read comfortably for you. Even better, we could read the Bible together. I could probably learn a lot from you about things Biblical, maybe like, “Truth be damned.”
Come to my book signing Saturday the 8th of September, and I’ll share with you my book, The Rapture, what the Bible Really says, and even give you a free copy! I’ll be at “The Good Cup” coffee house in Franklin from one to three. I’ll get you a cuppa, and I’ll even introduce you to the crowd as one of my detractors, and let you itemize what I have done to offend you. How’s that for an audience?
Colonel Michael Harley